They got Him or wait did they?

So all the conspiracy theories have gone straight out the door with the question that has begged everyone for 13 months! Where is Mas Selamat? When I heard the news that they caught him, I was honestly surprised because I believe we’d never find him as I believed he died in custody (another conspiracy theory) but he has been caught in Johor Baru (JB) for all places. I am sure the conspiracy theorists are working over time. But after my surprise left, I laughed out loud, for all the place we’d think we would say he was.

I just thought of summing up some of the funnier elements of this Molo’s “infamy”!

This was one of the first one’s to tickle us and as we got more creative this followed:

Then there was the movie:

Something for the Where’s Waldo fans:

From one success he was then casted to the next installment of Pirates of the Caribbean.

These were the Photochops but there were more funnies.

Top 5 Place Mas Selamat could be spotted at:

1. Mas Selamat was spotted at Beijing Olympics opening ceremony as one of Olympic torch runners
2. Mas Selamat was waving the checkered flag at the inaugural Singapore GP
3. Mas Selamat was working as a customs officer at Woodlands Checkpoint
4. Mas Selamat was hired as Chief Safety Officer at Singapore Flyer
5. Mas Selamat has replaced Shaggy Rogers

I can’t wait for the conspiracy theories as to why we was in JB, shouldn’t he have tried to go to Perak or something to stay further from Singapore. Let me start the ball rolling:

Top 5 reasons why Mas Selamat stayed in JB:

1. He went to work at his cousin’s Fake DVD shop in Holiday Plaza
2. Mee Goreng at Taman Sri Tebrau Hawker Centre is better than anywhere else in Malaysia
3. He took the giant “Selamat Datang” sign at JB, literally
4. Ramli Burger tastes better closer to Singapore
5. Still can listen to Class 95 FM.

M Laughing.